Monday, March 5, 2007

maher moment


perhaps my favorite maher moments in the 3/2 show was when bill targeted the opposition to vaccinate teenage girls against human papillomavirus (which causes certain sexually transmitted diseases such as cervical cancer and genital warts).

"HPV is the new STD that the CDC wants teens to be vaccinated for PDQ but that's not sitting well with the Harper Valley PTA. They think that if a teenage girl feels a little prick she's gonna want to feel a whole lot more. But HPV shots don't cause promiscuity tequila shots do and MTV and having moron parents you want to escape from. When you are 15 years old, breathing encourages sexuality. Family value groups aren't just against the HPV shots, they are also against family planning, condoms and the morning after pills. They want to make sure sex is as dangerous as possible so kids know that if they sleep around and get a STD they know it's God teaching them a lesson..."

ZING!!

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